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Asian Demotivational Poster


ASIANS - Used to swords...


TAGS: asian dumb gun
Rating: 1.74/5

More motifakes by Pyro

none - April 7, 2009, 12:33 am
yea if you look at it closely, hes right handed, and finger is straight and off the trigger, hence why you dont see his finger on the barrel and why he looks like hes holding the gun stupidly.
barockeva - November 5, 2008, 6:32 am
Right handed. This man is.
actually - July 17, 2008, 12:23 pm
you're supposed to have your trigger finger along the barrel...
Anonymous - June 11, 2008, 3:46 pm
Actually, that's how you're supposed to hold a gun before you're ready to fire. It's safety, but good try.


ASIAN EMO - because small penis is not good enough




Asian Ghostbuster -


TAGS: asian
Rating: 2.55/5

More motifakes by Bec

TheOne - February 3, 2013, 7:07 pm
My thoughts exactly.
rerun - January 5, 2013, 10:39 am

you do realize that yours is the 1st comment on a poster that is 5 years old?
twill1962 - January 5, 2013, 6:40 am
First: the stereotype is old, very old. Second: the Chinese have the "L" phoneme. 1L.


ASIANS - They're everywhere


TAGS: asians
Rating: 2.86/5

More motifakes by linsy

rerun - April 27, 2010, 7:39 pm

lame, lets not forget..creepy and lame
Zealot - April 27, 2010, 7:01 pm
creepy


THIS IS TOKYO !!! -


TAGS: sparta kick asian this is tokyo 300
Rating: 2.56/5

More motifakes by majin.manuel

Woodywood03a - October 14, 2009, 12:38 pm
You are wrong.


80'S - WHAT THE HELL WERE WE THINKING?!


TAGS: mullet asian fail
Rating: 3.7/5

More motifakes by MissRed

MissRed - May 24, 2010, 11:03 am
Oh please! A stew is waaaay better... OOooor if your have a good meat grinder you could make a wonderful steak! I have the recipe right here!
ICEMAN - May 21, 2010, 8:51 pm
Depends how you cook it. A nice long smoke with applewood or cherry, it's to die for - so to speak.
Faceplant31 - May 21, 2010, 8:04 pm
Thats me, i don't think anyone else here really is all that into canabalism as i am.
R.S.Jake - May 21, 2010, 6:48 pm
LMAO! I thought you liked your women ground up and in the freezer? Or was that Faceplant?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 21, 2010, 6:45 pm
clovers....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 21, 2010, 6:43 pm
that's how I like my women and my.... well....u know.
R.S.Jake - May 21, 2010, 6:37 pm
I like my coffee "Irish"!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 21, 2010, 6:36 pm
I thought I was the only one who drank in the morning......Iluvs u guyz....
R.S.Jake - May 21, 2010, 6:34 pm
That's a contraction of "confused" and "Pissed"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 21, 2010, 6:32 pm
confussed?.......
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 21, 2010, 6:31 pm
Yes. Yes they do.......you wouldn't understand Grandpa.
R.S.Jake - May 21, 2010, 6:26 pm
Hey, I never said I wasa young pup, but there are a few guys on here a bit older than me...not many, but a few. And I am confussed Moooo, do the frogs help in the masturbation?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 21, 2010, 6:01 pm
Guilty.......But I'd learned "the stranger" by then.
Faceplant31 - May 21, 2010, 6:00 pm
Didnt you day you were still doing that in '09 too Mooo
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 21, 2010, 5:58 pm
You're old Jake!...in 89 I was still killing frogs and learning aboot masturbation....not at the same time..Mostly.
R.S.Jake - May 21, 2010, 3:06 pm
It took 10 years of therapy and being subjected to hours of looking at pics of myself from that period for me to finally admit that it was not the best fashion fad to go with.
MissRed - May 21, 2010, 2:02 pm
Thank you for your honesty R.S.
R.S.Jake - May 21, 2010, 1:51 pm
OK, I'm not proud of it and my wife makes fun of me all the time for it...but I had that exact hair style in 1989. Same shirt too I think, and if he's wear acid wash jeans, I had a stalker and didn't know it! 5 bad memories.


WAIT A MINUTE... - An Asian AND a Woman? You might as well light the car on... Oh... never-mind....




COKE HEADS -


TAGS: asian
Rating: 2.67/5

More motifakes by motinet



THIS - Was My Gas Price Solution




DENIAL - Everyone goes through it.


TAGS: hanazakari no kimitachi e asian
Rating: 2.36/5

More motifakes by MD

lilpinkfrog - February 2, 2010, 7:57 pm
even though that's a girl.. hahah xD


FLUFFY'S LAST DAY - 25, 25, thank you, 50, 50 Do I hear 75




FORTUNE BURRITO -




EMO ASIAN CONTRACT KILLER - killing you while staying non-conformist


TAGS: emo asian contract killer is non conformist
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by stygian616

rodangol - January 20, 2012, 9:10 pm
that rifle would take his arm off at the elbow if it could fire
ramblerjw - June 17, 2010, 3:23 pm
lllico, not only that, but holding the b*** stock in the fold of his elbow would make it hard to hit the side of a barn at more han 15 yards
Reason - February 18, 2010, 2:44 pm
I would have said, killing you then killing himself...hopefully
IllicoPresto - February 18, 2010, 12:10 pm
I wouldn't worry too much. With the bolt open, he can't aim and he can't shoot.


HYPNOSIS - Just....uhmm....wow....don't look into her eyes.


TAGS: hypnosis look into her eyes juggs asian asian girl
Rating: 3.35/5

More motifakes by Atari Mitsuku

agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 5:37 pm
I...... mean...... must buy Wii.
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 5:36 pm
But really... what else is there to stare at?
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 5:36 pm
I'll be d***ed... he's got a point.


REAP OF FAITH - Asians have a racial +2 to jump


TAGS: asian dnd
Rating: 2.78/5
LogicDude - November 21, 2008, 3:06 pm
*police step out of the way* SPLAT! *draw clubs...commence the beatin'*


YOU'RE WELCOME... - I always aim to please.




NERD + COSTUME + OTHER NERDS - You are so cool i didnt even see you standing there


TAGS: browneye asian ninja
Rating: 1.79/5

More motifakes by Poker Browneye

Fail - November 2, 2008, 4:48 pm
I'm here for the 100 ninjas. The 1 you can see and the 99 standing there that didn't kill this douchebag.
Narutarded - August 19, 2008, 9:56 pm
He's from the Village hidden in the Camaro Dealership. I can tell by the logo on his forehead protector.


THE ONLY ASIAN WHO SUCKS AT ARITHMETICS - Is great with girls.




FLOATING PIGS - Because it would be demeaning for you to carry them across the river on your back.




THE MOMENT YOU REALISE... - It's not the size, nor the fact that people eat them, but the sheer quantity of these Spiders that scare you.


TAGS: spiders asians
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by DaXiao

Oiler - January 15, 2013, 7:05 pm
I am so glad I live where I do. I do wish you all would hurry up and eat faster. Lols to Gary...now I have even more ?s
EmilioDumphque - September 1, 2012, 2:58 am
At least you know you're not just at Disneyland, you really ARE someplace different!
GaryO - August 20, 2012, 3:30 pm
Well, that answers some questions I’ve been having about Sho…some questions…certainly not all
Sho - August 20, 2012, 2:34 pm
Yes indeed, with onions. But I still don't like it lol. It does smell delicious when cooked though
gas - August 20, 2012, 1:06 pm
where I'm from we cook that too (maybe it's the same country xD).. I didn't like it the first time I tasted it either, but now I find it's delicious, especially prepared with onions
Sho - August 20, 2012, 12:54 pm
Yea it turns into some meaty looking stuff thats edible. Dunno much about how to prepare it and such but I don't like it
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2012, 12:51 pm
Say What!?!
Sho - August 20, 2012, 9:19 am
Where I'm from, people cook goat (or cow) blood, and eat it. Tastes horrible
Zetmonk - August 20, 2012, 8:31 am
I don't know. You pretty much got me on all three...
GaryO - August 18, 2012, 8:33 pm
M-M-M-M arachnilicious
rerun - August 18, 2012, 4:54 pm

scary what some people eat.


MAN-CARD - MISTER, I wasn't there to think! I was a soldier following ORDERS!! Wasn't a lot of BACK-TALK in this mission Wasn't a lot tolerated niether.




SLINKY - I guess Cubby won't be pushing this one down the stairs !!




SWINE FLU - Avoid it anyway you can




Asian Women -




NOSE PICKING - Mr. Wu Needs Your Helping Hand!




CUBBYBEAR - Will not fall for this trick...again




THE IRISH - Even they couldn't drink him under the table.


TAGS: alcohol earthquake21 asian irish
Rating: 2.14/5

More motifakes by Earthquake21

Alexis.Chu - August 24, 2009, 12:09 am
no you couldn't, haha, maybe you've never been to China ?
Bunny - March 23, 2009, 11:33 am
yeah we could -no hassle!


WEDDINGS AND BOOZE - making heterosexual white men think they can dance for generations.




OPPORTUNITY -




FIRE -


TAGS: fire humor asian
Rating: 2.68/5

More motifakes by darkangel98s

spacedog - September 10, 2009, 10:30 am
Nice one. darkangel98s
BoneCD - September 9, 2009, 10:52 pm
And, encase you're wondering, I can help my Mom do shake and bake
BoneCD - September 9, 2009, 10:47 pm
I had a couple of real nice ones. Man I tell ya they were a shoe in for the Hall of Shame!
agdaniele - September 9, 2009, 10:42 pm
Ok, I meant never too late to post an Elvis... oh forget it.
agdaniele - September 9, 2009, 10:42 pm
It's never too late to take a sh** at Elvis.
BoneCD - September 9, 2009, 10:41 pm
see what happens when you miss the Elvis poster day
agdaniele - September 9, 2009, 10:37 pm
How 1970, Bone!!!
BoneCD - September 9, 2009, 10:35 pm
Tide
darkangel98s - September 9, 2009, 10:30 pm
I don't know what it is, but this picture make me smile every time I see it, and wonder... WHY?
north star - September 9, 2009, 9:42 pm
5 lions for you - good poster.


NON-ASIAN NINJAS - Chuck Norris would kill them all by simply laughing at them




NORTH KOREA -




ROFL - Wafful! Wafful!




WEEKLY DRUG TEST - I don't care! Submit my application!




CUBBY AND CULOS - Decide to go under cover in the land of the rising sun


TAGS: cubby culos asians japan weird
Rating: 3.79/5

More motifakes by aerofiend

ICEMAN - February 25, 2010, 12:31 am
Yeahbut......... Which is which?


ASIAN IDOL -


TAGS: asian idol
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by rerun

LogicDude - February 16, 2010, 12:41 pm
'Cause this is thrillerrrrr! Thrill-er night! And no one's gonna save you from the beast about strike!
rerun - February 15, 2010, 1:51 pm

just for reference


PAIN - Knowing that all the work, All the tears you have shed, Completeing your lifes greatest accomplishment.




MOTIFAKERS - some of you forgot to take your medicine


TAGS: asian fever
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by Zook

Reality Lord - August 13, 2010, 5:13 pm

"some of you"...you mean some of us...you're one.
Chompers - August 13, 2010, 4:43 pm
No I didn't, I have them right here..........


WOW -


TAGS: wow beautiful asian women love me ronsart motivational
Rating: 3.35/5

More motifakes by ronsart

agdaniele - November 5, 2009, 10:41 pm
Ron's got game!


ANTONIO -


TAGS: antonio ron agdaniele comics asian women
Rating: 3.19/5

More motifakes by ronsart

RON - September 18, 2009, 6:55 pm
MR. BONE...lol...u so close to the truth...wife still working and makes the bed...lol
BoneCD - September 18, 2009, 6:49 pm
How does that go Ron...They make the Bed and the Bread...LMAO
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 18, 2009, 6:47 pm
5 lions Ron. You never miss a thing.
RON - September 18, 2009, 6:45 pm
is funny...was shock to see name in middle of forum discussion...jez...I try to stay low profile and out of trouble...lol...now moving stash to new location...lol...glad you enjoyed...lol...now get back to work.
agdaniele - September 18, 2009, 6:02 pm
LMAO! I'm just saying... share!


SHOCK AND AWE - Are both of asian decent.


TAGS: asian good job
Rating: 2.05/5

More motifakes by Arrec

firefly - April 2, 2009, 2:02 pm
I would.


PROFESSIONAL CONDUCT - It shouldn't get in the way of a hair-pulling clothes-ripping rolling on the ground cat fight!




ASIAN GARDNERS: - hire them- afterall, they did invent the riding lawnmower.


TAGS: asian gardners
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by skippy

LogicDude - December 10, 2008, 6:34 pm
All the gardeners around here are from Central America...they ride a riding lawnmower to work. All 22 of them...
Cubbybear - December 10, 2008, 5:41 pm
Those guys aren't Asian


DEMOTIVATING YOURSELF - You'll see yourself on the internet.




A MIRROR - You're looking in one.


TAGS: mirror asians
Rating: 1.88/5

More motifakes by B. Kel.

Logic Man - August 4, 2009, 5:04 pm
There is no one next to me....how can I be looking in a mirror?


ASIAN -


TAGS: asian
Rating: 1.86/5

More motifakes by akobastik



10/12'ED - What it's going to take her seconds to shove inside you! It's going to take 10 doctors 12 hours to remove!




DOMO - The Asian Fudge'ums.




Riddle -


TAGS: school shanghai china asians education
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Pushkin

concern3 - April 13, 2017, 7:00 am
Excellent, UP yours
Pushkin - April 12, 2017, 11:24 pm
Well, thank you very much.
Cannabal - April 12, 2017, 5:01 pm
Yo Pushkin, mmah man!
Pushkin - April 12, 2017, 8:59 am
Thank you.
Silverheart - April 12, 2017, 8:43 am

They say that puns are the lowest form of comedy. Still lol'd. ^^^^^^


Immigration -


TAGS: asian immigrants
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by TheConservativeInsurgent

Thedge - November 10, 2014, 3:25 am
Asians. Gotta love 'em ! 5L
GaryO - November 9, 2014, 11:14 pm
Now THIS is good


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